@A_Dragon_Riding_King said in #1:
> I give you a fortune cookie, you manage to slip the piece of paper out of it without breaking it, for if you break the cookie to get to it, it won't come true. But alas! The paper is blank. You grab a pen to write your own. What do you write? What fortune do you bring upon yourself?
I will write: you will have all the happiness imaginable, live happily. and I will make lots of other cakes and paper (I have baking skills) and I will give these to random people
> I give you a fortune cookie, you manage to slip the piece of paper out of it without breaking it, for if you break the cookie to get to it, it won't come true. But alas! The paper is blank. You grab a pen to write your own. What do you write? What fortune do you bring upon yourself?
I will write: you will have all the happiness imaginable, live happily. and I will make lots of other cakes and paper (I have baking skills) and I will give these to random people